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Tycus
2000, Rated R
Paramount Home Video

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Starring Dennis Hopper, Todd Allen, et al.

By far the worst produced movie thus far in the year, Tycus is bad even for a two hour series premiere on the UPN. This is the story of a desperate time in America's future. With a comet (named Tycus) barreling toward the earth faster than you can wonder what happened to Dennis Hopper's career. Peter Crawford (Hopper) has spearheaded a movement to build an underground city to live in after the comet hits. When this is discovered by a reporter (played by Todd Allen, an actor who should be waiting tables) a brick wall appears on the horizon of Crawford's city. Not one copy of this movie should be rented or purchased. Ever.

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